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Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:21

A Cure For What Ails You.

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Ok boys, so you are planning your bachelor party and it involves a couple drinks. Or maybe it involves more than a couple and as responsible adults you have two main concerns:

1.Transportation so you do not have to drink and drive.

2.How hungover will you be the next day?

Let’s start with #2. I know, I know, the next day hangover is a bit of a bonding experience for you and your mates. You tell the story to each other of the previous night helping each other put the pieces back together of that fragmented evening. Suffering through headaches, nausea, maybe even a hurried dash to the bathroom to vacate the contents of your stomach or if it is a return trip then just dry heaving the day away.

I get it, we have probably all been there and there is a certain simpatico in it, but these days it really is just not necessary. Not only do we know why you feel like Gretta Garbagio but we also know how to get you back to respectability. Well maybe not respectability but we do know how to make you feel better. Let’s start with why you feel like crap.

Biggest thing is you are dehydrated. You drank a large volume of liquid yes but your body used every available drop of water it had to try and flush out all that ethanol. By the end of the night you are in a serious h2o deficit.

You have also flushed out all those valuable electrolytes, vitamins, and minerals.. Now I don’t want to go all Bill Nye here on what these do but trust me when I say they are important and without them you will not be living your best life, that’s for sure.

Does it feel like your brain is swelling? Head not feeling so great? Could be your blood pressure is all wonky which can also be a sign of dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, and mass consumption of grain alcohol.

Looking a little green? Looking to go up, chuck? Bad joke. You may be nauseous or possibly throwing up and that may be because there is some inflammation in your stomach lining, could be because alcohol stimulates the production of acid in your stomach and/or it could be because dehydration causes your organs to shrink. Mainly it is probably because of the bourbon. Don’t lose hope, there is something you can do about it.

Grab your wedding party and bring em on down. We have a nice little bag of exactly what your body needs. Vitamins, minerals, fluids, and a little something special for that nausea. You and your mates can still rehash the night out from the comfort of our comfy leather recliners. Now you don’t have to lose the whole day to recovery, or two or three days if you are over the age of 30. Make sure to give us a call ahead of time so we can make sure we have seats for you.

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Oh and as for #1 just do yourself a favor and rent a limo or call an uber. We don’t have an infusion that helps with a DWI conviction.

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